Miriam

(917): You threw up in the oven last night. I found that out after I had preheated it to cook a pizza.

(313): are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
(518): No, I would like to get laid again before I graduate.

(714) I just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and I bet he`s straight. Fuck 2009.

(518) I got last nights adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. My vagina is THAT good.

(864) I`m playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen.

(620) We were talking about addictions in class and theres a girl 2 rows in front of me on farmville. hello, example.

(908) he told me I talked like a deaf person



and the beat goes on........